Of Swords and Parasols

I kinda love that you're giving me next-day shipping without charging me for it.  However, when you tell me it's 2 day shipping and list the delivery day as being 2 days away, I tend to get mildly freaked out when the UPS man shows up with it the next morning.  100% because I'm usually still in bed then, so my first panicked thought on a blurry mind is "OH NO! I SLEPT THROUGH AN ENTIRE DAY! *PANIC!*"

(Mind you, it only lasts about...1 minute...)